1. Few in the class know how to write in cursive.
2. Email is just too slow, & they seldom if ever use snail mail.
3. “Caramel macchiato” & “venti half-caf vanilla latte” have always been street corner lingo.
4. John McEnroe has never played professional tennis.
5. Clint Eastwood is better known as a sensitive director than as Dirty Harry.
6. Doctor Kevorkian has never been licensed to practice medicine.
7. Korean cars have always been a staple on American highways.
8. Fergie is a pop singer, not a princess.
9. They never twisted the coiled handset wire aimlessly around their wrists while chatting on the phone.
10. Computers have never lacked a DVD disk drive.
11. They’ve never recognized that pointing to their wrists was a request for the time of day.
12. “Viewer Discretion” has always been a warning on TV shows.
13. The first computer they probably touched was an Apple II; it is now in a museum.
14. Czechoslovakia has never existed.
15. Second-hand smoke has always been an official carcinogen.
16. Once they got through security, going to the airport has always resembled going to the mall.
17. Adhesive strips have always been available in varying skin tones.
18. Bud Selig has always been the Commissionerof Major League Baseball.
19. There have always been HIV positive athletes in the Olympics.
20. American companies have always done business in Vietnam.
21. Russians & Americans have always been together in space.
22. Food has always been irradiated.
23. Rock bands have always played at presidential inaugural parties.
24. A purple dinosaur has always supplanted Barney Google & Barney Fife.
25. Beethoven has always been a dog.
26. Having hundreds of cable channels but nothing to watch has always been routine.
27. They first met Michelangelo when he was just a computer virus.
28. Ruth Bader Ginsburg has always sat on the Supreme Court.
29. They have never worried about a Russian missile strike on the U.S.
30. The Post Office has always been going broke.
31. The nation has never approved of the job Congress is doing.
